i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
When we were fucking i started barking and growling at her.. you shoulda seen her face
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
Bad idea to be in a car concussed. I just described his dick as an elevator. I think i meant escalator, i dont know
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
God specifically crafted these hands to deal out orgasms.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
Randomize
