He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
My poo smells like dog food. That's how I know it was a good night.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
If I send Ben a tit pic but I do it while wearing a Tom Brady mask is that funny or creepy
I don't need inspirational quotes. If I'm going to be motivated, it will be by anger and spite.
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
You just can't go back to being friends with someone after you sucked their balls
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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