At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
I know im too high when i think porn has an interesting story line.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
My dad just passed me a joint.. this is a turning point in my life.
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
Fuck me first. Then we can craft and watch Terminator 2.
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
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