you have to choose: penises or morals?
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I downloaded the presidential playlists for offline listening. And Obama made a night one so we have presidential approved fuck jamzzzzz. Thanks Obama!
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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