I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
I just walked in on my roommate beating off with no pants on, an unbuttoned hawaiian shirt and a cowboy hat, and he weights 300 pounds
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
Coming home soaking wet at three am and trying to convince the front desk man that we came from the library might have worked if I wasn't also roaring at everything.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
He was talking up his golf swing like other guys talk up their dick. Is this adult dating or just another flavour of douchery?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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