I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
it's just weird having a massive boner in the morning when you could have used it the night before.
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I just dont understand why you didnt cut me off when I took the funnel into the bathroom and started peeing and funneling at the same time
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
I found a new button on my vibrator, tonight was a success
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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