Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
i decided to cut a 3rd hole in to my snuggie so i could masturbate all the time.. all time low? or genius?
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
The trashcan full of everclear punch caught on fire...you should probably come home now.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
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