Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
You need a twittervention. You're better than this.
I just realized that I have to choose between a future orthopedic surgeon and a dude currently in jail. My life is so fucked.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
I'm in the smoking section between a transvestite molly dealer and a group of juggalos. I shouldn't be that hard to find.
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
I think she lost me at about the point where the words “Ice Cream Enema” were spoken.
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