I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
hitting rock bottom=girl fakes converting to christianity in order to get out of having sex with you.
I just feng shui'd our living room furniture. You may be mad in the morning
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I'm six Popsicles away from an existential breakdown.
Oh hello Jordan's parents, I'm here to have sex with your son. He's in the shower? Oh great, I'll join him
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Apparently I bought a laptop last night, then gave the laptop to a friend who was going to give it to her friends' friend to put some cool shit on it. Anyway, I have no idea where my new laptop is now.
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