How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
i just saw a man pushing two thirtys of beers in a stroller while his little kid ran to keep up. father of the year
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
when she asked where we met, i said the liquor store. the next words out of moms mouth? 'oh that's real promising molly'
Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I don't see what kind of idea someone could get from an envelope covered in jesus stickers and a note from a person and their dog. I'd say crazy person alert before flirting.
We found him in the backyard throwing shoes onto the roof yelling "WHO BRINGS CROCS TO A HOUSE PARTY?!"
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
I found us a new booze connection and I'm writing college admissions essays. The future is bright.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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