3:26am: come over
you purposely dodge me and you could have stopped me from leaving, you know how far i live. YOU come over
4:11am: mnlodp
dude I don't understand hebrew and I'm not coming over
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
you just kept yelling "siddle that plaza" til the cab driver said it back...
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
I shit myself. Legit. And I burnt my tongue. Unrelated incidents, but related in the sense of general discomfort.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
I wound up gambling on giant connect four with the bartender. I think he saw my boobs.
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Randomize
