She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
It was insane. I was drunk for 11 consecutive hours. I woke up covered in almonds and there were footprints all over my shirt
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
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