so she proceeds to puke everywhere, look up at me like a sick dog, and then say, "i'll finish if you want me to."
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
I know the scar will be in an obvious place, that's why I'm certain it'll score me cancer blowjobs
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Hey. I can't work your space dryer so I'm wearing your blanket home. I'll get my clothes later. Fun party!
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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