Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
This just in: I met a girl who does the phone sex phone lines, and shes' 5'4" 320. I'll never get a hardon again through a phone.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Just took the worst coed shower ever. We both cried. AND I only shaved one leg.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
I'm gonna cougar town the shit out of that prom.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
I've broken 3 vibrators in the past month because I apparently am "too rough" with them. Is that even possible?!
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