I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
2048oz a keg...divide that by solo cup... comes out to 128 beers...simplifies into 5.3repeating cases...drinkable between two people
and u failed math?
I just bought $54 in Easter crap to try and blend in the pregnancy test... And FYI, it totally worked.
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
Holy fuck where did this cat tattoo on my ass come from
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
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