So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I thought it went well, but he just sent me a video of me sucking an icicle on the fire escape of his building with the caption "The ice got more than I did." Somehow I feel like I owe him a blowjob.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
My month off booze swimsuit season diet plan is working well. Plus I'm learning so much about my house, did you know a girl named Meagan lives here?
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
I'm the only person who goes to break up a friends with benefits and comes out with a boyfriend
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
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