They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
What is the pluralization of human? I just got humen rejected, and I am going completely blank...
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Alas, very true. I'll sell some of my eggs and give you like 10%
And with my 90% I'll get a scooter with a sidecar. And a pony. Also with sidecar.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
i out mim tonsoeep
Decided to stay sober a couple days, learned how exceptionally stupid my coworkers are. Might have to quit now. Moral of the story:be careful where you go sober.
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