I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
Whenever I said your name you screamed polo and did another shot.
I'm currently using two paint brushes as chopsticks to eat lasagna.... college.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Well see how he likes it when I randomly start crying and saying my dads name during sex I WILL RUIN ALL HIS FUTURE BONERS
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
Go forth my little lesbian, get your gayme on
I was wondering why he was in my phone as "Cat Guy", he seemed pretty normal. Then when we woke up he was wearing a shirt with a picture of his cat on it. The name stays.
I'm basically flying you out for a long weekend of sex and going to the zoo
I'm cool with that
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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