He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I can't believe you broke a Paula dean wooden spoon over my ass
Dear room mates I tried to shotgun pam in the kitchen. It is slippery. Please be careful. That is all. Love you.
Not sure. We'll pass out on that bridge when we stumble to it.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
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