D3 body, D1 cock
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she looked like the before picture.
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
2am update: i think I'm in Mexico but I found a dennys. Everyone but this cute family of 4 is speaking Spanish. Cute family of 4 is helping me out.
She's okay as an interesting car wreck. But as a sexual object she's funny
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
He came over apologized for his lack of sexual skills. Cleaned my kitchen cooked me dinner. And gave me another one minute stand. I think im okay with this
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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