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My dad just told me if I'm going to smoke pot, to make sure I use a clean needle. WTF?
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I feel strange, like something is off with my body
Yeah that's called sobering up, we've been drunk for the past 4 days
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
Didn't you used to babysit him?
18 years ago I helped him into his clothes. Today he helped me out of mine.
Last night at the bar you we're seriously going up to people and pushing through them like they were bowling pins and you were a bowling ball
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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