Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
At one point last night I over heard you say " I'm gonna puke in a bag and pour it down your throat" I LOVE YOU.
OH AND DAN PET MY CAT WHILE I WAS GIVING HIM HEAD
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
I feel like there should be a 'roommate information section' of the paperwork when there's a chance you'll be given pain killers.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
so at target i bought condoms, on sale undies, pasta roni, and martini mix. the old lady who rang me up asked "honey are you a freshman?" yea lady i am, thanks.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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