And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I'm taking tokes in the bath tub, come if you want, I'm naked and you have to bring chicken nuggets or else you can't come in
Is cereal technically a soup?
Fuck, I'm high.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
Can I come take down that wallpaper yet? I stopped seeing that dude and I need to occupy my time with something besides getting drunk at bingo night and cussing out old people. Also, i'm not sure on the legal stipulations but I might have, unintentionally, committed grand theft auto at some point.
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
he's fucking insane. he's worse than me. is that even possible? I'm only with him because his dick is huge. I need Jesus.
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