brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
He made me leave when I challenged "all you bitches" to a game of strip taboo.
I have to talk to myself and be all "you are NOT horny tonight"
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
He woke up, yelled "RALLY!" and then puked in my glove compartment
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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