I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I will be naked everywhere
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
No more bourbon. Sleep now. I may die. Pray for me.
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
You ran full speed into the glass door with your Patron and yelled "FEEL THE RHYTHM, FEEL THE RHYME"
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