hipster in red sally jessy raphael glasses inside. kick her.
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Convinced lucas all the eggs in the fridge are fertilized and now he's crying.
Do you know how I hurt my ankle or my shoulder? Or the origin of any of the following mystery bruises: left quad, left wrist, right elbow. Thanks for playing.
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
What's the best day of the week to potentially find out you're pregnant with your ex's baby?
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
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