Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I'm drinking nothing but vodka and coffee for the next 48 hours. For science.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I just picked up a hitchhiker so karma will be on our side this weekend. Hahahahahaha
No.
In my next life I better get to be a bird. Fuck flying. I'm gonna shit on your car. Every. Day.
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
Randomize
