it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
more embarrassing than that time i showed up to class in my hoodie and leggings because i over slept, and then as i zipped my hoodie down i realized i didn't sleep with a bra on or a shirt
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
somehow this went from sexting to explaining my eating disorder.
I spent three hours in the ER last night to figure out that my friend just had to take a shit
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
Dude, she stopped mid blow job to ask the cat's name. ADHD might be a deal breaker after all.
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