Whod you bang
somehow on my way home with matt, I ended up straddling steve on the sidewalk and polling the people walking by on whether or not we should have sex.
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
is it consensual if they're cheered on by a room filled with 30 people?
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
just made one giant jello shot... if i have to study on a saturday night, i'm gonna do it as drunk as possible
Still dying that you shit outside
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
Well shove his head down there and tell him not to stop til we have a new president!
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Look fucker, my sensibility and attention to detail is the ONLY REASON you're not dead now
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