Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
They just sang me a song about how small my dick is in front of the whole bar
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
When I told him he could take naked pics of me, did I really need to specify that he could not email them to my brother's friends for bragging rights?
I forgot wine drunk hurts
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
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