if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
So chef boyardee smells exactly the same after you throw it up
i literally discovered the exact same thing last week. i had the lasagna one
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i'm already feeling the tequila hangover i'm going to have on friday
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
Um yeah. I just puked. And found your contact.
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
I have the best idea for a new business. It's going to be called "Lamb-Scape". We are going to cut lawns using lambs. You just put 5 or 6 on a lawn and they eat the grass #allnatural
YOU SAID YOU WERE OUT OF POT
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she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
They found you popping and locking it alone in the parking lot
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
i think if a sober person was watching us they would have not thought we were witty
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
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