Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
You were high and telling me you felt like Pinocchio and that fire was bad for wood.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
8 stitches. Next time I decide to twerk while doing a keg stand, stop me.
I was just thinking about if my bath water turned to jello and got a little freaked out
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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