well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
There is a banner on a house by campus that says "welcome to college dads. Thanks for dropping off your daughters!"
I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
Sketchest drug deal yet.... I just got paid in quarters and chucky chesse tokens. I need to stop hooking my friends up.
She punched my vomit. In midair. Back into my mouth.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
Had to walk of shame past Westminster Abbey this morning. Pretty sure a Japanese tourist took a photo of me.
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
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