his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
once he started yelling at me in latin, i wasn't sure what we were fighting about anymore...
i was just singing like a virgin out loud my mom told me to stop kidding myself
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
I realized it was a bad idea when I broke my collar bone
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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