Got a toothbrush?
Hey sorry for feelin' up your date. Sadly, this is a mass txt.
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
I was more traumatized by the table collapsing while i was going down on you.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Fucking plugged the shower with taquitos I just threw up.
As soon as they started using chocolate milk as a chaser for captain Morgan, I thought l it'd be best to leave.
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
In the middle of me riding him, he stopped me and said "You're the kind of person who would be restrained for being obnoxiously drunk on an airplane, huh?"
I'm about to ride on a tractor i have no time for you
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
I supernannyed him into submission
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
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