Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
In the middle of blowin me she stoppped and told me how easy it would be to insert a catheter ..... Apparently she was a nursing major
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
He waited exactly 18 minutes to booty call me after his break up.
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
You were so calm and collected as you strolled out the door with 40 mcdonalds cups in your arms. It was legendary.
Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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