Truelife: I made out with my ex-boyfriend's girlfriend this weekend. Thank you Captain Morgan...
Was she wearing cherry chapstick??
No. Life's not always a fairytale.....
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
For the love of god, if any of you are up, bring me pants.
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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