you started crying because you didn't get to wear your rainboots this week so i turned on the shower and let you jump around in it
youre the best friend ever
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Come find me please? Im in a ditch.
That doesn't help me much...
I'm right under the moon!
Someone played tic tac toe on my abs?
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Basically as long as the fan is pointed at my vagina i can cool off enough to sleep.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
i mostly like you because you have a nice nose and that's an important trait to pass on to my future children
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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