Like worst hickies ever he always gives them like wtf
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Can I even tell you how badly I want a day that is just on and off napping and sex with intermittent snack breaks? Because I want that day very badly.
I have never seen a more amazing text message in my entire life.
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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