Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
He woke up, mumbled "silverware", and went back to sleep
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
Please warn me if you ever end up in porn, cause I don't want to stumble across that on accident, okay?
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
Randomize
