There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
literally just blacked in. Im watching what to expect when your expecting, eating pretzels and peanut butter, and I have someone's underwear around my neck.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
This place is full of unfortunate mustaches.
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
How you doing tonight? I got my butthole licked so i cant complain.
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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