We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
I told him that he is like a snow storm I never know when he is coming, how many inches I will get, or how long it will last
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I'm going to but the new Playboy with Chelsea Handler on the cover. I'm pretty sure it's the only time buying a Playboy will make me gayer...
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Our first crop came in on the day that they added Hercules to Netflix Instant, I think it's the universe telling us that it approves of us growing shrooms in our guest room.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
Crop dusting thru forever 21
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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