I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
Don't blame the cocaine for your eating disorder.
Finally considering to keep my landing strip before I have sex.. I feel like It makes me look mature.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
But he's not just anonymous male genitalia anymore. I've met him, I've seen his face.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
ok I know you arent happy with the way we ended but paying someone to pass me an STD is TOTALLY FUCKED!!!
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
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