Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
I'm studying for my midterm by watching porn with Spanish subtitles. Surprisingly the words are still really distracting..
Not sure how I feel about St Psts and March Madness being on the same weekend. I feel like I've been screwed out of a drunk holiday.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I love birth control. How's that for a Facebook status on valentines day.
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
I should not have moved in with him. He's got porn stashed everywhere like a homosexual squirrel.
You love porn!
Not in the sugar bowl when I'm making my Mom coffee I don't.
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