So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
Should study in library more often, procrasturbating is less of an option.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
My boobs are feeling quite sensitive so I told them, " you is smart, you is kind, you is important" that should do the trick.
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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