we got back to my place and he started talking about feelings. i politely told him to leave and that he managed to cock block himself.
I cant. I'm trying to smell my vagina.
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
I'm drinking vodka. Get ready for my famous "come over" mass snapchats
You're the only one to love me enough for me to admit the following: Rock-bottom sounds like sobbing to a Miley Cyrus song.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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