He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
im walking the streets of bville with a bag of cat food..looking for my car. i dont ever want to turn 21 again.
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
two words...techno handjob
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
You shouted "FUCK SHANIA TWAIN" and then downed an Aquafina bottle of white wine none of us knew how to react
OMGGG I JUST SAW A REAL OWL JUST CHILLING ON TOP OF A SIGN POST. I WALKED UP TO HIM AND SAID HOO HOOOOO AND HE TURNED HIS HEAD AT ME AND WAS LIKE YEAHHH BRO
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
We figured you were on something when you said that your nipples couldn't hear the music.
I just threw up into a baby carriage. There was a baby in it.
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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