Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
Somewhere in the night I send my Dad a text stating "YOU failed as a parent"
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
That's not your dick yours is smaller. Nice try.
Wait why do you have a pic of someone else's dick in your phone?
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
So wise, so handsome, so good at oral sex.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
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