Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
We need to go to the store an get depends. I really don't want to be bothered with the bathroom this weekend.
I just need to repress my desire to share my impressive chugging abilities with the world and I won't black out so much
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
I don't know if you've ever seen a group of 20 year olds reenact a rectal prolapse, but 'majestic' isn't really the word I'd use...
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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