Happy hour is for amateurs. Been drunk since 1230. Fell asleep in a disney viewing of UP. Went to the roosevelt and drank more. Now im stumbling around the grove.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
Just crossed the line from casual pregrame to public intoxication. Shotgunning in a bus shelter.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I just brushed my teeth. In the car. With watered down Sprite. From Saturday. Multi-tasking at its finest.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
Do you ever wake up and realize playing beer pong with your parents wasnt a dream? Your mom really beat you
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
Watching South Park, doing sit-ups and drinking tequila. In other words, my night is going pretty good.
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