I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
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